For you, meme. (Anonymous)
2013-10-09 11:09 pm (UTC)

"Beware the white-hued cock, my son!
   The head that weeps, the germs you catch!
Beware the one-eyed snake, and shun
   The Benedict Cumberbatch!"

He took his virile sword in hand
   Long time the penile foe he sought --
So rested he by the manflesh tree,
   And wanked awhile in thought.

And, as in self-abuse he stood,
   The white-hued cock, with eye of flame,
Came fapping through the turgid wood,
   And bubbled as it came!