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ITT: Complaining about fandom trends in badly written HaikuEdit

(Anonymous)

2011-12-31 02:42 pm (UTC)



I love Steve/Bucky.
They are so fucking adorbs.
Why is there not more?

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So much SJW
All that remains is anon
What a fucking waste

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Why so defensive?
Someone's a little butthurt
Wah, wah, wah, oh and wah.

(P.S. Your first line
5 syllables, it isn't
But thanks for trying)

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Oh the irony
Complain about syllables
And fuck up yourself

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[snip very academic discussion about syllables in haiku]

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A says it's Murphy's
law, or more accurately
it is Muphry's law.

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Anon, you sound just
Like Thomson - and like Thompson.
Saw the Tintin film?

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Why no Steve/Bucky?
One of the pairing is dead;
The ship name, Sucky.

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One of the pairing
is dead-- but which? It's comics!
They take turns, of course.

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Everything is slash.
Well, there's one chick writing het.
Bash all the women!

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Where are all the fics?
(There used to be so many - !)
PIRATE ORGIES! please?



June 28, 2013: Another round.



i'll wank the wank of
a hundred shippers shipping
stroke, stroke, stroke. grunt. sigh.

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